yawnography

A slow, dim, softly breathing place to fall asleep.

One tap. No account, no settings, nothing to read once you lie down. A sleepy animal yawns, the room fills with firelight and purring, the sound breathes slowly for you to follow, and half an hour later it lets go.

What happens when you tap

  1. A yawn. A kitten by the fire (or a dozing owl, or a sleepy retriever) yawns, snuggles, yawns again. Yawns are contagious, and it's hard not to join in.
  2. The screen goes dim and warm. The clip dissolves into slow, blurred amber and plum light that dims further as the minutes pass.
  3. The sound breathes. The whole mix swells over four seconds and settles over six. Breathe with it, eyes closed. It starts near a resting pace and slows you gently toward about six breaths a minute.
  4. Everything sinks. Over twenty minutes the sound grows darker and a little deeper, and the layers drift so nothing ever sits still enough to notice.
  5. It lets go. After thirty minutes the sound fades to silence over fifteen more. Still awake? Tap, and it comes back for another round.

Five moods, chosen in a word

curl up by the fire
Crackling fire, a purring kitten, a warm low drone, and a soft whispered welcome. The default.
busy mind?
Steady rain and deep brown noise. A calm voice names one ordinary, harmless thing at a time (a teapot, a wool sock, a lighthouse), giving a racing mind somewhere dull to rest. This is a "cognitive shuffle".
very quiet
No voice, no surprises, slower visuals: just a deep, even hush. For people who find voices or sudden sounds hard to switch off from.
café murmur
The blurred, wordless chatter of a cosy café and rain on the window, for people who sleep best with company nearby.
late night online
1998, past midnight. The CRT clunks on, the modem dials up, the beige tower hums and its hard drive ticks. Someone types a line, a soft reply blips in, the replies grow slower. Then the computer goes to sleep, and only the rain on the window is left. Built from real recordings of real 90s hardware.

Whichever you pick becomes the big button next time, so coming back is always one tap.

The thinking behind it

Every choice here aims at one thing: nothing that makes you more awake. Where research helps, we lean on it, and we try to be honest about how strong it is.

Yawnography is a relaxation tool, not medical treatment. If you regularly struggle to sleep, a doctor can help, and CBT for insomnia has strong evidence behind it.

Your privacy

Why it's worth it

Supporting yawnography

Yawnography is free because a few brands that care about rest help keep the lights low. We only work with sponsors in a way that never wakes anyone.

What we offer

What we never do

Who it suits

Brands that belong at bedtime: bedding and sleepwear, tea and warm drinks, bookshops, candles and bath, calm audio, and sleep-health services.

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